Letter to the Editor

To the editor,

Merlin the magician was hired by Doris Democrat, the “election stealing” Donkey, to win 2020 elections. Merlin hired Santa Claus and his tiny reindeer, what better way to cover the entire nation in a night. Merlin had demonstrated to Doris how he could change a ballot marked for Trump or any other Republican into a ballot marked for Biden or any other Democrat. He showed her how he could make sure “dead people” voted and change post marks on ballot envelopes. One of his greatest talents was to cause dedicated election officials to see scribbles of signatures as legitimate. In fact, he assured Doris there was not a single “dirty trick” he didn’t know how to pull off.

Merlin assured Doris that he could deliver the Presidency to Biden including winning some surprising states. He promised he would deliver Senate seats in Maine, North Carolina, Iowa, Montana, Arizona, Colorado and maybe a few other surprises. The win in the House of Representatives might even be historic for Democrats. State legislatures all over the country would flip from Republican to Democrats.

Less than a week after the election Doris Democrat was standing in front of a crowd of reporters at the Marriott Brothers junk yard trying to explain how Democrats had lost all these races they were supposed to have won. All she could say was the elections were stolen by cheating Republicans and she was going to prove it. When reporters ask for evidence her answer was, “we will share it when the time is right, trust me the fraud was unbelievable.”

At the same exact time, a meeting was being held in the Senate office of the “great turtle”. “Good job Merlin, you got rid of the terrible “thorn”, but you helped us keep control of the Senate and narrowed the margin in the House. We can let the “thorn” claim election fraud, keep our mouths shut and let him raise all kinds of money for RNC. It looks like we lost but we really won.” Merlin knew where the “big bucks” were, and he intended to enjoy the double cross money too.

“Oh Merlin, could you send the devil down to Georgia too.”

Tom Fitzsimmons

Pomeroy, Wash.